Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish

it starts out with the perfect mix of ingredients, but over time, you realize you've been adding a little more love, a little more patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness to get it just right

I love how marriage is all about sharing

especially when it comes to the blankets, because now I'm only allowed half of one

They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

I asked the happy couple what their secret to a harmonious marriage was, and they told me it's all about compromise.

Which is just a nice way of saying they're both still learning to pretend to listen to each other.