We hired a wedding planner to help us stay within budget

Now we're broke, but at least the wedding is perfectly planned

When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.

They say you know you've found your soulmate when you can be completely yourself around them.

And judging by how quickly they've both embraced the 'pajamas all day' weekend philosophy, I'd say they're perfectly matched.

They say that when you get married, you gain a whole new perspective on life. And [Groom's Name] definitely has.

Just last week he was explaining to me the crucial difference between 'taupe' and 'greige' for their new living room rug.