We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself

They say marriage is a journey of discovery, where you learn something new about your partner every single day.

For example, [Groom's Name] is about to discover that 'his side of the bed' is actually just 'her side of the bed that she hasn't gotten to yet'.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

When my wife and I were first dating, 'date night' meant a fancy dinner, maybe a show, or a romantic walk.

Now, 'date night' is successfully ordering takeout and watching one episode of a show before one of us falls asleep on the couch.