They say marriage is all about compromise.

Which, in our house, means I get to control the thermostat... when my wife isn't looking.

Marriage is like a beautiful puzzle

because even when you lose a few pieces, you still have a great picture, and the groom has finally found someone who can put up with him trying to force the wrong pieces to fit

Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish

it starts out with the perfect mix of ingredients, but over time, you realize you've been adding a little more love, a little more patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness to get it just right

We added up the costs of the venue, food, and decorations for our wedding

And realized we could've just bought a small island and eloped