Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish

it starts out sweet, gets a little messy, but in the end, it's all about the ingredients you put into it, and these two have all the right ingredients

When we started wedding planning, we set a firm budget.

By the end, we were just asking 'How much is 'happy tears and lasting memories' per person?'

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

By 'share,' I mean her clothes live *in* the closet, and mine live *on* that one chair in the bedroom.

We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself