I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

separate bathrooms and a strong WiFi signal

We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.

I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.

We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.

Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.

I've learned that the key to a happy marriage is

mastering the art of saying 'I'm sorry' without knowing what you did wrong