๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Therapist MaterialThursday, May 21, 2026
I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.
Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.
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now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text
They told me to get a side hustle.
Now I have three 'main' hustles and I'm still broke.
I'm trying to work on my avoidant attachment style.
My current strategy is mostly just avoiding any situation that might trigger it.
I'm trying to buy a house, but the market is crazy
I've got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting a mortgage with a payment that's less than my student loan
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