Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Because my Valentine's chocolates are melting faster than my romantic expectations.

I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!