Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

My Valentine's Day plans involve a very deep, very passionate relationship...

...with an entire pizza I don't have to share.

This Valentine's Day, I'm planning a very intimate dinner...

...with someone who truly understands me: the delivery driver who already knows my order.