Why did the couple bring a magnet on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to attract some love

This Valentine's Day, I'm celebrating by getting into a long-term, committed relationship.

With my couch and a streaming service. We're very exclusive.

Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

Cupid must be a terrible shot.

Because every February 14th, my arrows are pointed directly at the discounted chocolate aisle.