Why did the couple's love for each other become a work of art on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of the heart

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie? Because you're the crumb to my heart and I dough-n't want to be without you.