Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a pointed problem with love!

I tried to order a Valentine's Day dinner for one, but the restaurant had a special request

They asked if I wanted to upgrade to a pity party of two, with a complimentary side of tears

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.