Valentine's Joke of the Day

Sunday, April 5, 2026

Anti-Valentine

They say diamonds are forever, and chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand...

...but my preferred Valentine's gift is a streaming service that doesn't ask 'Are you still watching?' because it *knows* I am.

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