Why did the chocolate go to the Valentine's Day party?

Because it wanted to melt some hearts

Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!