Excuse me, do you have a Band-Aid?

Because I just cut myself trying to open this Valentine's candy wrapper.

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.