Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a masterpiece of love

Are you a box of chocolates?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I just got a little nutty for you.

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles