๐ฅ Dirty Joke
Clever & Clean-ishThursday, April 2, 2026
Why did the man bring a screwdriver on his first date?
He wanted to take things to the next level.
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He said you need to tenderize your meat thoroughly before you really pound it.
My piano teacher told me I needed to really 'finger' the keys with more passion, get my 'rhythm' just right, and make the whole piece build up to a powerful 'climax'.
I think he just wants me to practice my sonata.
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She kept saying, 'Swirl it gently, get your nose deep in the glass, and take a long, satisfying swallow.'
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Now I know why she's always hitting the mark, but missing the point.
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