I've been taking private lessons to improve my penetration skills

Now I'm a champion archer

My rock climbing instructor told me I needed to improve my grip.

I told him, 'Funny, my girlfriend always tells me I've got a fantastic grip.'

I've been dating a girl who's a professional audiologist, and she's always trying to help me find my frequency.

But honestly, I think she's just trying to tune me out in bed.

My career counselor said I needed to figure out how to get ahead in life.

I told her I thought I was already quite proficient at it.