I told my date I was an avid explorer.

She said, 'Oh really? So you're good at finding hidden passages and going deep into unknown territory?'

I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up

I've been taking sailing lessons from a beautiful instructor, and she's been teaching me about the importance of tacking, coming about, and making sharp turns to stay on course.

Now I'm hooked on her techniques, and she's helping me navigate the waters of intimacy, one buoy at a time.

My date told me she loved a man who could really handle his dough. She wanted me to come over and show her how I work it, get it nice and firm, and then help her make it rise.

We ended up baking bread for her charity bake sale.