๐ Father's Day Joke
Dad TributeTuesday, July 21, 2026
I found an old letter I wrote to my dad when I was a kid, and it said, 'Dad, I love you more than pizza.'
He said that's still the highest praise he's ever received.
More Father's Day Jokes
My dad isn't much of a talker. He usually just nods and makes thoughtful grunts.
But this Father's Day, I realized his quiet presence is the loudest comfort I could ever ask for, especially when he's just there, quietly fixing something I didn't even realize was broken.
I wanted to get my dad the perfect Father's Day gift this year.
So I just subtly moved his favorite wrench one slot over in his toolbox. He'll be happily perplexed for hours.
I gave my dad a gift card to his favorite hardware store for Father's Day.
He said it was perfect, he needed to buy a new organizer for his existing tool organizers.
For Father's Day, I told my dad I was feeling generous and wanted to buy him something extravagant.
He looked at me and said, "Hi generous, I'm dad!"
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