Knock knock. Who's there? Isadore.

Isadore who? Isadore a way to *bolt* this conversation open, or are we just going to *hinge* on this preamble without getting to the *pane* point?

Knock knock. Who's there? Pecan.

Pecan who? Pecan-der this: it's a nut-terly punishing joke, but I shelled out for the delivery!

Knock knock. Who's there? That's what I'm asking.

That's what I'm asking who? That's what I'm asking who wants to know who's on the other side of this door!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pane

Pane who? I'm glass you're excited to meet me, but I'm a little transparent about my feelings.