So I was at the library the other day, and I saw a book about eggs that really caught my eye. The cover was pretty ordinary, but the title was what really made me crack a smile.

It was an egg-cellent read.

My ghost photography business failed because I could never get a clear spirit.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.