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One-Liner DadWednesday, July 22, 2026
My math teacher said measuring angles was a pleasure, but I think he was just being acute.
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I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.
So, I was at the airport today, picking up your cousin from his flight. I saw all these big airplanes landing and taking off, carrying people all over the world.
It really made me want to travel. I guess I'm ready to 'plane' my next vacation.
I'm trying to start a career in welding, but it's not a glowing review yet.
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I guess you could say it was a 'gem' of a project!
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