We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner

I've always thought marriage is a lot like a co-op video game.

You start off with your own individual objectives, then you quickly realize the only way to beat the level is to combine your resources, share the loot, and occasionally sacrifice your own character for the greater good – usually by letting your partner have the last slice of pizza.

We tried to book our dream wedding venue a year and a half in advance.

Apparently, Saturdays in October are reserved for people who started planning their weddings in kindergarten.

My wife and I decided to reorganize our closet to maximize space for both of us.

Now we have a perfectly organized 'her' side, and a small, designated pile for 'my' clothes in the corner.