I've been thinking, what's the difference between a marriage and a game of Jenga?

In Jenga, you start with a solid foundation and take things apart, but in marriage, you start with two crazy people and try to build something that doesn't fall apart

I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.

He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.

We thought we'd found the perfect wedding venue

until we realized the 'rustic charm' was just a nice way of saying 'no working toilets'

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person is always wrong