Marriage is all about finding common ground.

Or, in our case, finding a duvet that works for someone who's always cold and someone who sleeps like a human furnace.

I've been thinking, marriage is a lot like a great restaurant

Because no matter how good it is, after a while, you start to notice the little things that annoy you, but you still can't imagine eating anywhere else.

Our initial wedding budget was a meticulously planned financial document.

By the end, it was more of a cautionary tale that we'd tell our children to scare them into eloping.

I told my wife she was drawing our bedroom curtains the wrong way

and now we haven't seen each other in weeks