I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey