Why did I bring a ladder to the Thanksgiving table?

I wanted to take our meal to a higher level!

Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!