As I carve into this magnificent Thanksgiving turkey, I just want to say...

This bird truly is a work of poultry in motion!

I've been feeling grateful for our Thanksgiving dinner tradition

because it's the one time a year where I'm a cut above the rest

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

Our Thanksgiving dinner is less a meal and more an extreme sport.

You need stamina, a good defense, and the ability to pivot topics at warp speed.