Why did the cranberry sauce get such a good reputation?

Because it always jelled well with others!

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve off these drumsticks, it reminds me of something... Why did the turkey decide to start a band?

Because it had such great *drumsticks*!