Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan