I got my dad a personalized 'Grill Master' apron for Father's Day

Now he's saucier than the barbecue

On Father's Day morning, I asked my dad if he was hungry for breakfast.

He just looked at me, grinned, and said, "No, but I'm 'Dad,' and I'm ready for pancakes!"

I tried to surprise my dad with a heartfelt message for Father's Day, starting with, "Dad, I'm feeling so grateful...".

Before I could finish, he smiled and said, "Hi Grateful, I'm Dad!"

For Father's Day, I got my dad a fancy new digital thermometer for his grill, thinking it would help him achieve perfect temperatures every time.

He just glanced at it, put his hand over the flames, and said, 'Hi, hot, I'm Dad, and I can tell this isn't hot enough yet!'