They say marriage is all about finding your perfect match, your soulmate.

And I found mine. We just happen to disagree profoundly on the correct way to load a dishwasher.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.

I tried to surprise my wife with a grand romantic gesture the other night.

I did all the dishes. She just looked at me and said, 'Are you implying something about my dish-loading technique?'

Our wedding seating chart started as a simple grid of names.

By the end, it looked like a complex geopolitical map designed to prevent international incidents.