๐ Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningThursday, May 14, 2026
We set a wedding budget.
Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.
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I thought I knew my family well before planning our wedding.
Turns out, some relatives are like volatile chemicals; best kept in separate containers on the seating chart.
Marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish
it starts out with the perfect mix of ingredients, but over time, you realize you've been adding a little more love, a little more patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness to get it just right
Marriage is often described as a school, where you're constantly learning.
And the most important lesson you learn early on is that 'I'm sorry' can sometimes be translated as 'I love you... now please explain what I did wrong again?'
Marriage is like a great restaurant
It starts with a great menu, but after a while, you're just happy to get a seat at the table and not have to do the dishes
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