When my wife and I were dating, I'd bring her flowers just because.

Now, if I bring home the correct brand of paper towels, she looks at me like I just won the lottery.

When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.

I asked [Groom's Name] what he was most looking forward to about married life.

He said, 'Finally having someone to share all my hobbies with.' Bless his heart, he's about to discover a whole new world of *her* hobbies.

We started planning our wedding, dreaming of an intimate gathering with just close family and friends.

Then both our mothers handed us their 'non-negotiable' guest lists, and now we're sending out save-the-dates to people who barely know *them*.