👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller DadFriday, July 17, 2026
I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really fast and could catch the ball in mid-air. I was impressed and asked the owner how he trained his dog to be so agile.
He said it was a paws-itive reinforcement
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