Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

I've started dating a professional photographer

and she's been teaching me how to focus, develop a good exposure, and always shoot from the right angle

My barista told me she likes a nice, long, stiff rod.

She says it's essential for properly stirring her iced lattes.

My girlfriend told me she wanted me to try something new, something 'really deep and meaningful' in our relationship.

So I spent an hour trying to figure out if she meant anal or missionary.