I decided to get a job at the bakery.

I figured I kneaded the dough.

Why did the piano get in trouble at school?

Because it kept key-ing off its classmates.

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.

I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist