I was helping my kids with their science project, trying to grow crystals in a jar. We carefully mixed the solution and waited for what felt like forever for the crystals to form. As we were observing the jar, I started thinking about the process of crystal formation and how it's all about finding the right balance of ingredients and conditions.

I guess you could say it was a 'gem' of a project!

I tried to start a career as a baker, but it didn't work out.

I guess you could say I couldn't knead the dough.

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

I'm shell-shocked by how much I love oysters, they're a real pearl of a snack.