Why did the clock go to the therapist?

It had too many ticks.

I told my wife she was going to be a great musician, but she didn't believe me.

I guess you could say she was a little off-beat.

I took my kids to the aquarium and we saw a fish with a sunken ship in its tank.

I guess you could say it had a 'reel' good time exploring the wreck.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!