I took my dog to the vet and he said my dog was feeling ruff.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

My son was helping me in the garden yesterday, and he dug up a bunch of really old, cracked pots. He asked me what we should do with all of them.

I told him we should just plant some thyme in them.