Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged!

I took my kids to the farm and we saw a cow playing a guitar

I guess you could say it was a moo-sical genius

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

I've been trying to become a master baker, but it's not going well.

I guess you could say I'm struggling to knead the results I want.