So, I was thinking about taking up a new hobby, maybe learning to play an instrument. I looked at guitars, pianos, even a saxophone.

But I decided against it. I didn't want to get into treble.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby about my career choices.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes; she gave me a hug.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!