Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crumby

Why did Santa implement a new 'open door' policy for the elves?

He wanted to hear their *Claus*-es for concern.

Why did the Christmas tree break up with its string lights?

It felt too strung along!

Why was the gingerbread man in a hurry to get to the party?

Because he heard it was a 'cookie cutter' event and he didn't want to crumble under the pressure!