The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.

Alright everyone, before I start carving into this magnificent bird...

...just remember, there's no *fowl* play allowed at this table!

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey