๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Family DinnerMonday, June 1, 2026
My family's post-Thanksgiving dinner tradition isn't board games or Black Friday planning.
It's a synchronized, involuntary nap on every available soft surface.
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At our Thanksgiving dinner, we have a tradition where everyone shares what they're grateful for.
But honestly, it's just a competition to see who can come up with the most creative way of saying they're thankful for wine.
Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a perfectly balanced recipe
one part love, two parts argument, and a whole lot of gravy to smooth things over
In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.
It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.
I'm the king of the kitchen on Thanksgiving, and I've got a special title
I'm the gobbler of governance, the lord of the leftovers, the sultan of the stuffing โ but my family just calls me Dad
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