In my family, Thanksgiving dinner is like a competitive sport.

The winner is whoever can deflect the most personal questions without choking on a dinner roll.

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer!

I told my wife we should start a new tradition at Thanksgiving

But she just gobbled up the idea

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but I've been having some trouble drumming up support

I guess you could say it's a little 'fowl' of a concept