I've been dating a girl who's really into role-playing in the bedroom

But honestly, I'm getting a little tired of being the defendant

I've been dating a professional chocolatier, and she's been teaching me about the art of molding relationships.

Now I know why our love is so rich and nutty, but sometimes it leaves a bitter aftertaste.

I've been taking pottery classes, and my instructor says I have a natural talent...

...for getting my hands deep into the clay and making it spin just right.

My girlfriend told me she wanted a man who knows how to use his tongue to really pleasure her.

So I started reading her audiobooks.