I've been trying to save up for a down payment on a house

but at this point, I'm just trying to afford the therapy sessions to deal with the fact that I'll never own a house

I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house

He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'

Our manager said we're a family here, which is why

I'm waiting for my yearly performance review to find out if I'm getting disowned or not

My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.

So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.