I've been trying to afford a house, but the only thing I can actually afford is

a 30-year subscription to Zillow

My boomer neighbor told me to 'invest in real estate.'

So I bought three new houseplants.

My therapist encouraged me to find healthy ways to self-soothe.

So I started color-coding my anxiety spreadsheet.

I'm trying to work on my avoidant attachment style.

My current strategy is mostly just avoiding any situation that might trigger it.