Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

I've been preparing for this moment all year, and now it's time to carve the turkey.

I guess you could say I'm a cut above the rest when it comes to Thanksgiving dinner!

Alright, everyone, the moment of truth has arrived for this magnificent turkey.

I just hope I don't *fowl* up the carving.

Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

Because it was a jam!