Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party?

Because it was a berry good dancer

Thanksgiving dinner at my house is like a science experiment

because we're never quite sure what's going to explode first, the turkey or my aunt's opinions

Why was the stuffing always the life of the party?

Because it was so well-dressed!

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner...

It's a gobbler of a meal that's off the chain!