Thanksgiving dinner at my house is like a science experiment

because we're never quite sure what's going to explode first, the turkey or my aunt's opinions

Why did the turkey refuse to play cards?

He was afraid of getting plucked!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

but instead of bullets, we're dodging judgmental comments from our relatives

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault