My family always begins Thanksgiving dinner with a moment of silent gratitude.

It's usually followed by a not-so-silent debate about who's grateful enough to do the dishes.

I've got a fowl feeling about this meal

I've been trying to figure out why the turkey went to the doctor

Because it had a fowl cough!

The only thing more overcooked than our Thanksgiving turkey...

...is the conversation about my cousin's crypto investments.