๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansSunday, April 26, 2026
I told the turkey to come to the table with an attitude adjustment
but it was a little fowl-tempered
More Thanksgiving Jokes
Carving this turkey is quite the workout.
I'm really getting *poultry* in motion!
Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?
It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health
I love how my family's Thanksgiving dinner is a time for everyone to come together
and silently judge each other's life choices
The biggest mystery at our Thanksgiving dinner isn't how Aunt Martha made that gelatin salad.
It's whether the turkey or my cousin started crying first after someone asked about his career choices.
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