My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where

the only thing we pass around the table more often than the mashed potatoes is criticism.

I've got a great idea for a Thanksgiving joke, but it's still in the

thawing-out process

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!