As I pick up this carving knife to tackle our Thanksgiving turkey...

...I just hope I don't wing it too much!

Alright everyone, it's time for the main event! As I carve this magnificent turkey, I just hope my knife work doesn't lead to any...

...fowl play.

Carving this Thanksgiving turkey is a big responsibility, you know.

I just hope I don't *fowl* it up!

Every Thanksgiving, my teenage nephew tries to explain his latest TikTok dance to my grandma.

She just keeps asking if he needs more fiber.