Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure of the holiday season

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is similar to a game of Jenga

because one wrong move and the whole thing comes crashing down

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault