At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Why did the cranberry sauce get a gold medal?

Because it always had a great finish!

My family's Thanksgiving isn't just a holiday meal.

It's an annual performance review of everyone's life choices, followed by pie.

What did the stuffing say to the turkey?

You're the breadwinner of this meal, but I'm the one holding everything together!