๐ฆ Thanksgiving Joke
Grateful GroansSaturday, May 30, 2026
Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this magnificent turkey...
...I just want to warn you all that I'm about to make some *cutting remarks*.
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Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...
...who's ready for some delicious turkey?
Thanksgiving dinner at our house always begins with a beautiful prayer of gratitude.
And ends with a very pointed interrogation about everyone's life choices.
Thanksgiving dinner at my house is a real test of endurance
because we don't just eat until we're full, we eat until we're separated by paramedics
In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.
It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.
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