✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Plot TwistFriday, April 3, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Existential Crisis.
Existential Crisis who? I'm not sure, I've been questioning the meaning of my own existence and the nature of identity, so the concept of a 'who' is somewhat fluid to me.
More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Alpaca.
Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
Knock knock. Who's there? Lettuce.
Lettuce who? Lettuce in! It's getting so crisp out here, and frankly, I'm just romaine calm, but this wait is making me wilt!
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody.
Nobody who? Exactly. Why are you talking to the door?
Knock knock. Who's there? The sound of one hand clapping.
The sound of one hand clapping who? Exactly! You're not supposed to be able to answer that.
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