What do you call a candy cane that's feeling sad?

A blue stick

Why did Santa's elves go to the North Pole's IT department?

They needed to update their sleigh-ware

Why did Santa's elves struggle with their new GPS system at the North Pole?

Because they couldn't route out their navigation problems!

Why did Santa's elves go on strike at the North Pole?

They wanted to clause their contract and improve their working conditions, but it was a gift-wrapped ultimatum.