What did the chocolate bar say to the romantic movie on Valentine's Day?

You always make me melt!

This Valentine's Day, while couples are out having romantic candlelit dinners...

I'll be enjoying the ultimate luxury: eating pizza in sweatpants without judgment.

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.

Why did Cupid get kicked out of the bakery?

Because he kept trying to target all the sweethearts!