Are you a Valentine's Day rose?

Because you're a little prickly, but I'm still stuck on you

They say Valentine's Day is all about celebrating 'great love stories.'

Mine involves me, my couch, and a truly epic streaming marathon. It's the most committed relationship I've ever had.

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights

Are you a magnet?

Because I'm incredibly *attracted* to you... and I'm really hoping you can help me find that tiny metal screw I just dropped from my Valentine's Day craft project.