Why did Cupid's arrow go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

It had a pointed problem with love!

Why did the rose decide to propose on Valentine's Day?

Because it was ready to bud the question!

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm in a relationship with is Netflix, and they already know my password