So I was visiting my friend who's a master carpenter, and he showed me his latest woodworking project - a beautiful wooden boat. He spent months crafting every detail, from the hull to the sail. As I was admiring his work, I asked him how he planned to propel it through the water.

He just smiled and said it was a 'shore' thing.

I'm a baker, and I'm feeling crumby today.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.