Why did the escort bring a ladder on her date?

She wanted to take things to the next level.

I told my date I was an avid explorer.

She said, 'Oh really? So you're good at finding hidden passages and going deep into unknown territory?'

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

I just started a new job at a bakery, and my boss is very particular about how I handle the dough.

He says I need to come in early, work it hard and fast until it's really stiff, then get it warm and moist so it can rise properly.